Man, I don't even know me sometimes. I usually tend to be chill about people I don't like, but sometimes, uuugghhh, I can't stand them and shit, I have to keep my mouth quiet about it or it will just explode in my face. But I really can't stand some people - WHO ARE MY FRIENDS' FRIENDS, WHICH IS LIKE, DOUBLE SHIT. I have to solve this problem, man ( Read more... )

TODAY, I WAS PROUD OF MYSELF after proper hysterics: I BUMPED MY MOM'S CAR, LOL. It wasn't very harsh, just a little touch when parking, but... I'm so proud of myself. :') My first bump, I was so fucking hysteric. God, fuck, I truly am a woman behind the wheel. BUT IT'S OKAY, I'll get the hang of that damn bathtub, it's so huge, god, I want a tiny ( Read more... )

I'm sore and sick, someone remind me not to get half-naked at the beach at night. IT'S NOT WORTH IT, sand goes where it should never go. Never again, damn it. In conclusion, I'll stick with the drink, which is quite delicious, I may add ( Read more... )

SO I WAKE UP AND THEY TELL ME MY EXAM IS THIS WEEK, MORE SPECIFICALLY AT 5PM ON WEDNESDAY AND IT'S NOT EVEN WITH MY INSTRUCTOR HOLY SHIT I AM SO NERVOUS, BRB CRYING AND HYPERVENTILATING IF I FAIL THIS SHIT I WILL SLIT MY WRISTS. K.

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*SOBS INTO HANDS.*

Oh my god, stomach, why do you do this to me?!

My family left today to Algarve. I'm all alone now, which is neither good or bad - it just is. It's nice to have some quiet time for myself, but my kitty is gone too, aw. ): So I'm the only breathing thing in my place at the moment (... hopefully). Fun fact, however, is apparently they took the food and left me only 25&euro ( Read more... )

KOEHJFGBSDJKAS

PILL IS STUCK IN THROAT

GONNA DIE BRB